State of the Union

In:Minneapolis

Out:

Portland

In:

Skirts

Out:

Jeans

In:

BMW

Out:

Honda

In:
Do I know you from somewhere?

Out:

Are you a model?

In:
Squinting

Out:

Stunna shades

In:
Somalis

Out:

Mexicans (no offense)

In:
Mall of America

Out:

Washington Square

Just a list of the differences I see.
Oh.
And a word of advice.

• If you are a boy and determined to wear flip flops? Please cut your toenails and put lotion on those ashy feet
• Girls? Armpit hair? Not fashionable. No excuses.
• A patterened skirt with a patterened shirt? You look like a walking puzzle.
• If you're hitting on a girl and she ignores you? STOP!
• Sweat stains are unattractive. Point blank.
• I know you may not be able to help it but staring is rude. Please try and be more discreet.
• DO NOT TAKE SOMEONE'S PICTURE WITHOUT ASKING. But remember, if you do ask? You're going to look like a major creeper.

Love you :)
TTFN