Jul 16, 2008

State of the Union

In:Minneapolis
Out:
Portland
In:
Skirts
Out:
Jeans
In:
BMW
Out:
Honda
In:
Do I know you from somewhere?
Out:
Are you a model?
In:
Squinting
Out:
Stunna shades
In:
Somalis
Out:
Mexicans (no offense)
In:
Mall of America
Out:
Washington Square


Just a list of the differences I see.
Oh.
And a word of advice.
  • If you are a boy and determined to wear flip flops? Please cut your toenails and put lotion on those ashy feet
  • Girls? Armpit hair? Not fashionable. No excuses.
  • A patterened skirt with a patterened shirt? You look like a walking puzzle.
  • If you're hitting on a girl and she ignores you? STOP!
  • Sweat stains are unattractive. Point blank.
  • I know you may not be able to help it but staring is rude. Please try and be more discreet.
  • DO NOT TAKE SOMEONE'S PICTURE WITHOUT ASKING. But remember, if you do ask? You're going to look like a major creeper.

Love you :)
TTFN

1 comment:

Ayan & Nora said...

ewwwwwwwwwwww.... somalians in yuck the ones here are so gross if u meat them you would understand