Oh my

So for some reason my lips are swollen
and I look like Angelina Jolie with a lip enhancement :[
Dear God.
So I have a lot of time to write today because I refuse to go out.
Do I sound incredibley vain?
Guess what?
I DON'T CARE.
I am NOT setting foot outside this house today.

Anyways, yesterday was our dinner party
My only words on that ?
if I ever want a job in waitressing or maid service, I am more than well prepared.