(I can't remember what number I was on and I'm too lazy to go back and check. Sorry. Well, actually. No, I'm not sorry.)
1.Snap my fingers and my three page essay due Tuesday would disappear.
2.Snap my fingers and my Sociology teacher would forget we have a test Monday (that I have not studied for.) And that we had to read chapter 2.
3. Never mind. This isn't working.
Uhh am I sensing a theme here?