yesterdaaay

So yesterday was M's (aunties husband) clinic test, I'm not sure what exactly but it was a 3 hour long test and me, I2 and my aunt went along for moral support.

Three long, tedious, boring hours in a quiet office building.

So the receptionist gave my baby brother some magnets to play with and I was so thankful for the entertainment.

That little baby on the left took me 45 minutes to make. But I am not a quitter and I did it!

&& yes I know how ridiculous it is to feel proud of building a magnetic star. I was desperate! What can I tell you?

So anyways uncle M passed his test so he gets his lab license. And I was just so estatic for him! I honestly think I would have cried if he had failed. I'm just compassionate, hey.

Just an update on my feature film worthy life :] Anyways I'm gonna go watch JD in Pirates of the Carrrr.2 and thaaat=the perfect afternoon.

TTFN<3

Oh my

So for some reason my lips are swollen
and I look like Angelina Jolie with a lip enhancement :[
Dear God.
So I have a lot of time to write today because I refuse to go out.
Do I sound incredibley vain?
Guess what?
I DON'T CARE.
I am NOT setting foot outside this house today.

Anyways, yesterday was our dinner party
My only words on that ?
if I ever want a job in waitressing or maid service, I am more than well prepared.

Somalis say the darndest things

Rude things people say in MN:
1) I'll give you 10,000 cows for the girl.

But you know what's even ruder?

My aunt says I should be flattered.

State of the Union

In:Minneapolis

Out:

Portland

In:

Skirts

Out:

Jeans

In:

BMW

Out:

Honda

In:
Do I know you from somewhere?

Out:

Are you a model?

In:
Squinting

Out:

Stunna shades

In:
Somalis

Out:

Mexicans (no offense)

In:
Mall of America

Out:

Washington Square

Just a list of the differences I see.
Oh.
And a word of advice.

• If you are a boy and determined to wear flip flops? Please cut your toenails and put lotion on those ashy feet
• Girls? Armpit hair? Not fashionable. No excuses.
• A patterened skirt with a patterened shirt? You look like a walking puzzle.
• If you're hitting on a girl and she ignores you? STOP!
• Sweat stains are unattractive. Point blank.
• I know you may not be able to help it but staring is rude. Please try and be more discreet.
• DO NOT TAKE SOMEONE'S PICTURE WITHOUT ASKING. But remember, if you do ask? You're going to look like a major creeper.

Love you :)
TTFN

World Class :)

So.

I am traveling, for the first time in what feels like forever.

Away, away, away, away. Yes! I'm so excited, I can't wait. Finally!!!!

I've always loved airports, and on the 12th instead of waving goodbye to an aunt, and uncle, a cousin, it will be me that's leaving for parts unknown.

Well, Minnesotta, actually, but parts unknown sounds so much more dramatic.

I really am excited. An adventure. All on my own.

I will be AOMO for the first time in my life.

I'm worried about my parents, though. They're really attached to me, and I hope they'll be okay without their darling daughter. It's like the cutting of the umbulical cord.

It's like sending them off to preschool, and hoping they'll survive.

haahahahaha. That is soooo wrong, its funny.

TTFN

Oh! I almost forgot the prompt of the day.

"fairy tales have happy endings, which are so boring. Come up with a new ending for Cinderella, but make sure the icky sister gets the glass slipper. How does Cinderella cope? How does Prince Charming react?"

I'll do this one tomorrow. Very interesting, though.